It’s like this: AleStorm’s guitar sound is obnoxious, and the singer could not sing his way out of a paper bag. The title of the album makes absolutely no sense. And they are tons of fun.
The songs are cheesier than a fan made Firefly/X-Men crossover script, and yet, somehow this True Scottish Pirate Metal manages to hit the funny bone. No pirate cliché is left unturned, from peg legs and shoulder parrots to (bad) choral singing of "a bottle of rum and yo-ho-ho".
High points of the album are the fast, frivolous, jolly songs like Leviathan and Keelhauled, and the closer Wolves of the Sea, which is actually a cover of a Eurovision song contest entry. However on the slow songs like To the end of our days, AleStorm try to bring a more elaborate and complex sound and structure into the album, and fail miserably.
Bottom line, looking forward to more cheesy fun from this guys, and I hope they don’t get too big of a head, to think they can actually make serious music. I would recommend this album to everyone with a love for metal and a sense of humour.
BTW, I listened to the promo version of the album, and the promo messages are the most inventive and fun I’ve ever heard.









